boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|

Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?

by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024

The Accuser

IS THAT WHAT SATAN MEANS!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Is THAT what SATAN means!? AHA! So anyone who accuses the Jews of being wrong or bad becomes both wrong and bad!? Uno Reverse! And then Something-something non-sequitur follows shortly after like 'Well of you're "The Accuser" then I just get to do whatever I want!' THAT'S THE WHOLE THING!? THAT'S THE WHOLE JEWISH RACKET! 'OoOoOo Ghefoigal! He's accusing me of doing the thing I'm doing Goysh! He can't know I'm doing the thing I'm doing! Only I know I'm doing the thing he knows I'm doing!' The accuser. That is priceless. 'He's doing an insurrection! And insurrection against God! OoOoOo Ghefoigal!' Hahahahahaha! Hilarious. That. Is. Hilarious."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2024

ship accounts

A ship account is a tiktok account made by someone from the same grade/class that makes videos about other people in the grade and shipping them together.

Yo you heard about the account that's shipping people from our grade on tiktok

"Yeah bro I hate those ship accounts"

by JayGfromQueens September 12, 2023

spy account

A pathetic fake second account used by people shunned by society for the purpose of watching people who have ostricized them. It is as sad as it sounds; they're watching people who don't want them around from the anonymnity of the internet. In real life you'd get arrested.

GET A LIFE JEFF/DONNY/BRAIN/ETC

"It joined at the same time as that troll and they know what's being said in the room. It's definitely their spy account."

by [CaveJohnson] September 21, 2023

J'accuse

A French expression meaning "I accuse you." Originally used to denounce a major injustice, such as the original usage in the Dreyfus Affair. Now used to comment on a minor transgression or mistake by another.

He: Sorry, I forgot to include you on the group text.
She: J'accuse!

by anonymous September 27, 2023

Outdoor Accountant

An accountant is usually an indoor type, therefore is not accustomed to the outdoor world. In times of crisis an accountant, when doing a shit job, will be banished to the outdoors to live amongst the wilder.

Didn't you hear? Kyle was that shite at work, I heard he's now an outdoor accountant..

by baaailelleee January 26, 2024

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024