disk in the woods

When something is so new, that not even hipsters know about it.

Did you hear about the new indie band Opigon?
No.
i found it on a disk in the woods.

by anon kim April 7, 2015

Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.

Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you

by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015

Dale Wooded

Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.

My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.

by Weasleyhere November 14, 2016

Chelsea Woods

This is a new and popular term to describe someone who’s transphobic, homophobic, racist and/ or sexist.

This term can also be used to describe someone who’s narcissistic or full of themselves.

“She’s so full of herself, she’s a Chelsea Woods.”
“Can you stop making racist comments, you’re a Chelsea Woods!”

by Mimi777 June 21, 2019

drew wood

drew wood is the most amazing guy in the whole world he has an amazing personality and is a sexy beast. he likes to surf and skate which just makes him so much hotter. he has shaggy hair, tall and a teddy bear. he is so forgiving and will love you forever. he is a romantic with pure intentions. never let go.

thanos snaps and drew wood is still here

by yourmomgayforme June 11, 2019

Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain

The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.

by FSPer October 12, 2019

wood hugger

A condom

I put a wood hugger on my penis.

by HenzKat December 27, 2017