Walking the Plank

A form of pirate dance. Often accompanied with rum.

1. Grasp your hands behind your back.

2. Step forward

3. With each step, thrust your "pirate treasure" forward.

Bonus points: Make pirate noises

In an effort to get some booty, he moved to the dance floor and started walking the plank.

by Rum Cherry April 28, 2011

Walking The Plank

What you do to someone who is planking, be it walking, stepping, jumping, or, spitting on them.

All verbal and physical things that can be considered walking the plank.

I'm Walking the plank

by OliviaG July 11, 2011

reverse walking

Walking backwards, dumbshit!

-Dude, I'm reverse walking.
-You're walking backwards, dumbshit!

by Scelbow January 17, 2008

Cow walking

Cow walking describes a big, lumpy and "heavy weight" woman walks.

"Is it earthquake?"

"No, it's our new flatmate Ogre Cow Walking!"

by Fuck you again March 7, 2009

Walking Straight

Passing a sobriety test on the side of the road. Also used to describe a gay bashing festivity.

I had 12 beers last night and I was still walking straight when the cops pulled me over.

Man I had fun walkings straight last night. Those fags never knew what hit them.

by Bo Bo15 May 15, 2007

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

Walking tall

A sexual term used when describing getting a blowjob, while eating pussy, standing upright. The act itself must be done very delicately. Obviously a degree of strength is needed in order to hold a female upside down while standing, and eat her pussy while she blows you up.

"My roommate came home last night and barged into my room, he had the luxury of seeing me and my girlfriend walking tall."

by SlegDangerous June 25, 2007