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Worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill.

Ambiguation; One being even more than completely worthless, making no sense.
"Thud is bout as worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill."
by DoctoraJames25 September 27, 2019
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Worthless Trash

This is the deepest, nastiest parts of yourself that even you don’t like to admit to, but when you see a mere hint of it in someone else, you then decide to mock them instead of yourself.
#1) See—look at that ho over there! She can’t even stand up straight let alone be straight with me—that’s worthless trash!

(Full well knowing that this self righteous bitch used to eat and stand and spit at that same corner of the bar)

#2) I used to think even the most crumpled up, used, misunderstood piece of trash could have a silver lining; but then I met you—you are just worthless trash.
by MrMathAllOfYous January 12, 2022
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Chunder Worthy

Something that could make one vomit
a gruesome show is on television

"this show is chunder worthy"
by Ellie Tegg March 27, 2009
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Soup Worthy

When you are watching something on TV and its so ridiculous that you know it will be on E!'s the Soup.
Oh my god, that guy on wife swap said the dumbest thing ever, that is so soup worthy.
by JacknNedz March 27, 2009
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Prank-worthy

1) A situation where there is no surveillance, and therefore, no one to see you TP that stupid memorial or whatnot.

2) A person who is really annoying or stupid, and deserves a prank to be pulled on them, prank ranging from stealing their glasses to pushing them into a freezing pool with their shoelaces tied.

3) Something that tempts a mind onto wicked thoughts and actions, and something that deserves to be messed with.
That sign was so prank-worthy, with all the right letters sitting there and absolutely no one around, I had to rearrange them to spell "hairy monkey balls"

Justin gets on my nerves all the time, so instead of just beating him up, I steal his iPod and dump ice cubes down his shirt. He's just that prank-worthy.

Don't leave that female manikin just lying around; it's just a little too prank-worthy.
by prankster _chica December 7, 2009
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Phone Worthy

A hookup that is good looking enough to be the background of your phone without catching shit from your friends.

It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
1:
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY

2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
by Eta Bro December 9, 2010
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Fling-Worthy

A person who is attractive, and worth it to screw, at least one time, if not many. This person may not be your type, or you may be committed to someone else, but you consider them worth having at least once.
Would you go out with me?; No, but you're Fling-Worthy!
by DJ DJizzle December 29, 2010
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