Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

Rose in the winter

Something or someone that comes into your life at a time when you least expect it and has something beautiful inside them that makes them so special to you.

Ive had such a bad year but i found my rose in the winter

by Jdsi December 12, 2024

Rose in the winter

Something or someone that comes into your life at a time when you least expect it and has something beautiful inside them that makes them so special to you.

Ive had such a bad year but i found my rose in the winter

by Jdsi December 12, 2024

pulling a winter

Killing yourself. Based on the idea of plant life dying during the winter.

chat i’m considering pulling a winter from how hard this test is.

by divinehumanity December 18, 2024

i Will SMack YOur BAck THrough THe Eric Winter

i Will SMack YOur BAck THrough THe Eric Winter

i Will SMack YOur BAck THrough THe Eric Winter

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Wintergreen Lifesavers

The flavor of some Lifesavers candy & they spark in the dark when you chew them!

When I went into a dark room & chewed Wintergreen Lifesavers & looked in the mirror, they did spark & it was so cool!

by Starchylde October 13, 2016