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Wafflejerk

When a bunch of guys stand around in a circle and jerk off onto a waffle in the middle of them. Last person to cum eats the waffle.
Dude 1: Let's have a wafflejerk!
Dude 2: Nah, I anna keep my lunch in my stomach.
by The Real Player 1 January 29, 2010
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waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"
by JewLay April 19, 2010
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Wafflesopher

Some students of philosophy lack the ability to make clear and concise points in an argument. A person who does this is known as a wafflesopher. Much of a wafflesopher's language will consist of long, complicated words that they string together in quick succession in order to create the illusion of having something interesting to say. In many cases they can keep this process up for several hours without taking a single breath. Simple ways to spot a wafflesopher include making eye contact with them (if they avoid said eye contact then the chances are they are feeling guilty about trying to pass of utter crap as valid information) and checking to see if they are sweating profusely (this again is a sign that they are guilty about their attempts to dupe those listening). An important point to raise is that many wafflesophers have no idea that they are waffling. Due to their lack of self-awareness these are far harder to spot than their more wily counterparts. In order to oust this form of wafflesopher you must carefully analyze their language, searching it for signs of bullshit. Caution must be used with this method however as revealing to the perpetrator that what they are saying makes no sense can invoke wild outbursts of unrelated language that will slowly descend into nothing more than angry grunts. Knowing the signs is half the battle, knowing how to alert those around you of the impending boredom without the wafflesopher in question catching on is of equal importance.
Person 1: Hey, Person 2, Person 3 is a quite obviously wafflesopher.

Person 2: Yeh I know. I'd better inform him of this fact before he embarrasses himself further...Hey Person 3 you're not saying anything of meaning, it is total bullshit.

Person 3: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO

Person 1: Holy shit you've sent him into a linguistic shame spiral.

Person 3: WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG
by Captain Philosophy January 27, 2011
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waftush

To put one's face between the lips of the vagina and shake the head from side to side, in essence to motorboat the vagina
Wouldn't you just love to give her a good waftush?
by DaniDoDaLaa April 15, 2011
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waffcake

1. An alternate term for a vagina
2. A cross between a waffle and a pancake
1. I hear she has a really smelly waffcake. Must be a yeast infection.
2. Jim: Hey Clark, what did you have for breakfast today?

Clark: Oh, I had a delicious waffcake with butter and jam.
by I_just_farted February 22, 2012
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Waffidence

Waffidence-when someones confidence is hightened by substance abuse from cocaine (waff/sniff/powder/charlie/nostrilsugar)
You can tell that he has a lot of Waffidence about him tonight.
by Charlie_Bear November 16, 2014
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waffle strudel

When you pull out from fucking a bitch and nut all over her mid-section/face. Looks just like the pastry; right after it pops out of the toaster and you drizzle the frosting all over it.
"Daddy knows how to pull out and waffle strudel them motherfuckers" - Gissanator
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