A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!
by emmagigio March 13, 2024
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1. An Air Fryer
2. A machine used to cook different substances that are normally not able to be cooked properly in other conventional cooking methods, such as bread and waffles.
1. An Air Fryer
2. A machine used to cook different substances that are normally not able to be cooked properly in other conventional cooking methods, such as bread and waffles.
1. "You clearly don't own an air fryer!" Billy said, laughing maniacally as usual. Tom slapped him, "But I do own a toaster." he reminded.
2. All toasters do not toast toast, but in fact toast bread. Who in their right mind would retoast the toast that they just toasted in their toaster?
2. All toasters do not toast toast, but in fact toast bread. Who in their right mind would retoast the toast that they just toasted in their toaster?
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If I identify as a toaster, then that is what I objectively am.
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Can someone please shut off the noise of those red flagger anti-avo toasters. They seriously be killin’ my vibe!
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