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uni-testicular

The characteristic of having one testicle whether it be because one has been squashed into the other, because one has been surgically removed, or because the man (and/or woman) was born without a second ball.
Anushka is uni-testicular because her balls where squashed together by a cock shot.
by monkq2 February 8, 2010
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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. May 11, 2008
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eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles
Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun
by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009
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Testicling

When Jason is laying on his bed with his testicles out. Normally with no pants.
Jason was uncomfortable so he took off his pants and began testicling
by brotime9 November 9, 2010
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testiculectomy

Having your balls removed, especially by giving in to steve jobs' demands and becoming an apple fanboy
L: Check out my new iPad 2! It is all shiney, and it has an apple on it!
N: Sorry to hear about your testiculectomy man ;(
by whodyouthing April 27, 2011
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testicular rhino

When a male lays his lover down with rectum aiming upwards as the male runs the belly flops aiming his testicles and dick forward trying to make them into the hole.
Billy: hey how was sex last night?
John: well it hurt I pulled a testicular rhino
Billy: ouch!
by Qweeqweg October 9, 2016
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