tell me about it

1) A way of stating that they're talking about something you know very well or agree with.
2) A way of stating that they're actually talking about you. (Often used as sarcasm).

1)
Ben: Punching hurts people
Frank: Tell me about it!

2)
Ben: Did you tell her about your "problems"
Frank: Being god-like isn't a problem
Ben: Tell me about it

by Aprimez November 14, 2011

telekeballsis

The feeling a man gets in his genetalia, specifically his balls, when he see's another man get hit in the junk. Typically a very bad feeling, much like actually being hit in the nuts, usually accompanied by a cringe and moan.

When I saw Mike get hit in the nuts with that mallet, i cringed with the worst case of telekeballsis. I feel your pain Mike!

by Curtis Simpson January 2, 2006

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

telly

british word for television

i onlty watch FOOTBALL MATCHES on the telly, not "soccer games", you idiot

by pigaloo April 16, 2010

Telt

Scottish Slang: There is nothing more intense than getting telt, it's verbal battering, a take down with words, capable of reducing any man, no matter what the crime to dust in the wind.

He's lost it, get him telt.

by henrytheeighth July 9, 2014

telehost

a television personality who seemingly performs the duties of a journalist but whose "interviews" involve condescending political attacks on non-Western leaders, and "serious" sit-downs with famous vacant personalities such as Britney Spears. A telehost is generally unintelligent, uninformed, has an agenda (instead of being impartial as a journalist should be), uses journalism as a means toward fame and fortune, and has no detectable journalistic integrity.

"Let's get the obvious out of the way on this one: Diane Sawyer is a low-grade telehost who has the intelligence of a doormat... -- excerpt from The Saccharinist entry "Round 2: Ahmadinejad vs. Sawyer"

Examples include Diane Sawyer, Christiane Amanpour, Bill O'Reilly, and well, most of the idiots on American news channels.

by Saccharinist December 14, 2008

Teleiophile

A person who is attracted primarily to mature adults. Could refer to other mature adults, mainly to younger men and women.

"man have you seen her blog, she's a total teleiophile."

by 70sgroupie June 26, 2016