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tysoning

When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off
Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful
by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011
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Typonese

Internet language, I started calling it that in the 80's.
Hey I understand typonese, been on the computer before it went WWW
by Typoneseer December 3, 2010
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Tyrone

A county in Northern Ireland (norn iron) with grass and wee villages everywhere. Very rural place, class gaelic football team and lots of farmers stinks of slurry hai
Person 1 : where yever for today
Person 2: I'm off to omagh in County Tyrone
Person 1 : why the fuck do ye wanna go there

Person 2 : the mart
by c'mon tyronE c'mon tyrone February 13, 2017
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Tyroncé

Tyroncé is a male diva; or divo. Born of southern heritage this individual gained notoriety by slaying all aspects of Beyoncé's choreography and instead of paying rent, bought VIP Beyoncé tickets. This Beyoncé super stan is a member of the BeyHive and often referred to as a KillerBey. Beyoncé knows who he is and it purported that she once Baptized this super fan herself. (see Beyoncé Baptized Me on YouTube). He once got hired to a corporate job because his resumé listed him as a Beyoncé aficionado.
Girl 1: Girl clear the dance floor!
Girl 2: Why??
Girl 1: Formation is playing and Tyroncé is coming bish!!!
by Tyroncé December 12, 2017
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tyrone

a black man whose dad went to the shops to get some milk
person 1: that persons dad went to the shops to get milk and never came back

person 2: that person is such a tyrone
by longknobjim August 10, 2019
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Tyrone

The best name native American name to ever live on the entire planet
Ay yo tyrone why did ur parents call you tyrone?

Tyrone: because I'm godly like that
by Ajqk November 16, 2019
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Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")
I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!
by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
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