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top gun blumpkin

1. An inverted blumpkin. 2. Performed while doing a handstand and receiving a blowjob, whilst shitting on oneself. 3. An inverted blow job shit fountain.
Iceman was riding Maverick's tail in a negative G inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.
by Nik Mulb October 19, 2010
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Top Head

When One Does or says something wrong, when it's obvious they are wrong.
Drake:"Give me My Paper back you dumbass"

Joshua:"Top Head on that, that's not even your paper, it's mine.
by BigDurtii January 15, 2011
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Top Bun Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with a high-quality, seven-grain bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Top Bun Burger, it comes with our best bun!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
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Top-bunk

(verb)- To hook up with a person in the top bunk of a bunk bed. Can be modified into a double-bunk if there is another couple hooking up on the bottom bunk.

Typically occurs in a college dorm setting.

Can be abbreviated "TB"
Did you hear? Mark top-bunked that girl he was dancing with at the party last night!

No way! Please tell me.. was Steve was there too?

Yep. It was a classic double-bunk.
by B3iswhereitsat September 20, 2011
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top notch

Great work, this report is top notch.
by Light Joker May 3, 2006
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top it off

To let one's beard grow long, preferably to mid-chest length. This is in reference to the famous beards worn by Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill from ZZ Top.
My beard? I like to top it off before winter so I don't have to wear a scarf.
by The Lord of Eltingville October 1, 2007
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top hat good

1. (n.)Something so undeniabley woot that is reaches the wootness of owning/wearing a top hat.

2. (adj.)Schpiffy to the ultimate extreme.

3. (n.) feeling of supreme bliss, that is only comparable to the sensation of wearing a collapsible top hat.
1. Tina: How did you like the chimis from Rudy's?
Anit: They were soooooooo delicious!!1
Tina: That good?
Anit: Top hat good.
Tina: Bloody hell let's get some chimis!!!

2. When I got a computer with sound and color, it was top had good, bitches.

3. Cain: How'd you feel when you were eating those chimis and watching salad fingers on your new computer?
Seamus: Top hat good, my dear fellow, top hat good.
Cain: My tummy box is empty.
Seamus: let's get chimis
by Amanda Rose October 10, 2005
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