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Suicide Girls 

Emo bitches who think they're models.

Suicide Knob

The tearful journey back home on a boat, after your girlfriend/wife leaves you. This makes you want to kill yourself.
“Bro, Natalia just left me, I want to kill myself.” “Let go of the suicide knob dude.”
Suicide Knob by JackBrana June 2, 2018

Suicide Girls 

Hahahah. This site is so stupid. I originally found out about it through an argument with my friend about whether or not Seanbaby sold himself out by putting adds on his site. At first I didn't bother visiting Suicide Girls, over the feeling that a site called "Suicide Girls" was just a site dedicated to girls who attempt (and fail) at suicide and then exploit their failures to get some attention. Oh, how wrong I was! It wasn't that at all! In fact, it was actually a site dedicated to girls who claim to be non-conformists but then they cover themselves in tattoos, piercings, and makeup and pose in retarded way to get some attention! Wowee. How wrong I was!
Misunderstood Whores: 1
Me:0
Seriously! How many fucking piercings can you fit in your head before you say "Hmm. Maybe I am going too far"? But WAIT! THEN they go even farther by piercing their tits and other areas not thought possible. How original.
Point is, there doesn't seem to be anything suicidal about this site. I could be wrong, however, because I only went in the site for a few minutes before getting bored, but what I saw is no suicidal tendencies (which, judging by the title of the site, you would assume to be included), unless, of course, they are suicidal because the tattoo parlour they visit doesn't wash its needles, which would give them AIDS.
Hey look its Suicide Girls! Oh wow. Her tits are pierced. Next one. Oh wait, her tits are pierced too? Hmm. So are hers! I don't see how this makes them any more sexy. Some girls are fat, some have the names of men, and some wear too much makeup. I wonder what is on the Adult TV channel this late?

Suicide Bomb 

The opposite to a yager bomb
You have a glass of yager, and a shot of red bull
Jonno had 4 Suicide Bombs at that party.... he was pretty F**ked up.
Suicide Bomb by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

Suicide Driver 

when someone drives like a maniac on the street, as if it was a race at Nascar. The reason theyre called suicide drivers is because they know how fast they go, and if any little thing comes in their path, theyre gone.
That suicide driver almost hit me and two other cars, and passed the red light while touching 50 mph.
Suicide Driver by tig ol' biggins October 6, 2009

suicide chain 

When someone commits suicide and starts a chain reaction.

Ex. When someone commits suicide, and someone they knew commits suicide because that person killed themself, then someone else kills themself because the second person killed themself, and it goes on and on.
Person A commits suicide, so Person B commits suicide, so Person C commits suicide, so Person D commits suicide, so Person E commits suicide, and so on.

"Omg! Suzie's killed herself!"
"Alert the masses! We must commence the suicide chain!"
suicide chain by Katy December 26, 2003