Staliker

Someone that likes or comments on anything and everything anyone and everyone does on Facebook.

My dad is killing me, he is such a staliker!! Every time I log in there are 15 notifications that he liked something...

by Dizzy1223 July 13, 2012

stanker

You shit your pants so fucking loud everyone can hear you.

Dad i made a stanker

by poop pooass January 28, 2020

time stacker

A person who attempts to do two or more things at once to maximize on their time. (ie. someone who shaves or uses their cell phone while driving).

John is so busy he has to be a time stacker.

by Snowrancher May 28, 2007

Mind-Stacker

A mind stacker is a person who enjoys to confuse you and annoy you.

They will make your mind trip over its self (Hence the MIND - STACKER)

Many people will also call these people "Weird", "strange", "philosophical"
These people are closely related to Karl Pilkington and Amy Fiske

Amy F: What is the speed of darkness? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whats the link between all these questions?

Randomer: Thats confusing... I don't know, your such a Mind-Stacker!

by Da-Yum October 19, 2010

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."

by krojas0 May 6, 2012

hoe stacker

When a he/she stacks up his or her hoes.

Jayla is a hoe stacker you don’t want to be in her collection.

by Synaya June 15, 2017