Clam spreading

A female taking up a “man spreading” pose.

I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!

by psychodynamic santa November 6, 2017

Smoosher spreader

The utensil you use to spread bbq sauce on the meat. Is that an Oregon thing or a bonk thing

I used the smoosher spreader to spread the sauce on the chicken.

by Urban for life June 27, 2018

Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018

Rub Spreader

Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.

Time for the rub spreader. No,no wait... what are you doing!? I said rib spreader! Dear god!!

by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019

Leg spreader

A whore who can't stop fucking, always female. I'm not joking she never stops

Riley is a fucking leg spreader

by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021

Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead

Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading

by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021

Zane Spreadborough

Zane Spreadborough is a term to describe someone who is heavily autistic (ASD) and smells like they just washed their mouth with elephant Piss. An acronym of this term, is someone who endorses in incest sexual intercourse and calls it their "kink".

Jonathan XU is a Zane Spreadborough

by NiggerlessCage November 7, 2023