Splofing

To ejaculate on one's shoes without show owners knowledge

Jimmy was in her parents bedroom closet splofing while she was in the living room on the couch asleep

by EbolaChola January 8, 2023

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

Sploosh My Caboose

When your lady partner squirts her goodies upon thy bottoms thick crevasse

I love when my lady sploosh my caboose, really gets my juice loose

by BuffaloBono February 24, 2023

Sploosh

The collective noun for neurodivergent people. Similar to a gaggle of geese.

"I walked past a Sploosh of neurodivergents at Games Workshop"

by Chuk94 March 10, 2023

sploonching

Cumming while in the act of performing a handstand

I was sploonching at the party last night

by Dapes the staint hustler March 14, 2023

Sploop

To describe the action of when poo comes out in multiple, small pellets instead of an averagly sized poo.

Lukas: Yo g where were you last night we had a fat moti!
David Mako: Nah my fault bro I had Sploop.

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023