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Water Sniffer

A term used to describe narcs with no friends that have nothing better to do than attempt to catch high school bros trying to get fucked up. Said narcs creep around sniffing every water bottle they can get their filthy hands on. They then return home and beat their children.
George: Yo that water sniffer's at it again, he just sniffed my water bottle and went home to beat the shit out of his children

Peter: What'd he beat them with?

George: Bricks of cocaine that he confiscated from kids earlier this month
by muffdiver69 April 11, 2013
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Sniffer

Someone who has a sexual fetish for sniffing their own or their partners jizz, ass juice lady jizz or all of the above mixed together. After a good ramming they may tend to rub a hand over their nasty region pull it up to their face and sniff hard.
i cant believe my gf is a fucking sniffer
by zoltan112 October 5, 2011
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Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.
by CJ May 20, 2004
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Why Are We Still Here...Just to Suffer

What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.
Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*

Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."

America: *Elects Creepy Joe*

Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021
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panty sniffer

Former name of Limp Bizkit... er, I mean, limpbizkit's "Results May Vary" album. Because Fred Durst is a tool.
Apperantly, I did it all for the nookie. So you can take that cookie.
by Paco I am not October 7, 2003
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Pain and Suffering

What a man experiances when he's married. Only curable by getting divorced.
Example 1) Bob: Hey guess what?....Laura and I are getting married! Tom: What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? Why the hell would you want all that Pain and Suffering? Kiss your life goodbye you fuckin tard.

Example 2) Laura: Bob asked me to marry him, and I said yes. As soon as the honeymoon is over, my pussy is off limits to him and I'm going to put that stupid motherfucker thru more Pain and Suffering that he could ever imagine. Then I'll divorce him and take all his fuckin money.

Example 3) Bob: Laura won't let me go out with you guys tonight. Tom: I told you too not marry that ball and chain you dipshit. How do like the pain and suffering?
by Floss 69 April 8, 2006
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Suffering

None of the antonyms are very accurate...
Hym "Didn't we already do this one before?"

Iam "I don't know. I kind of vaguely remember doing it once before...."

Hym "Hmm... Well, just do it again for posterity"

Iam "Alright. So for 'Suffering' they use antonyms like 'Joy' or 'Delight' but those things are fleeing. They aren't really the opposite. The opposite of 'Suffering' is everything that isn't 'Suffering'."

Hym "Yeah... That's good. That was a good one."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
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