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belgian shower

1. When one takes a shower that does not fully get one clean or necessarily eliminate all of the odors on the onel.

The shower simply causes the odors on the individual to congeal into one musty scent composed of the various scents on the individual. One can take a belgian shower by refusing to use soap and simply basking in water, or by taking a shower in Belgium.

2. When an individual lives on a diet of beer, waffles, and chocolate for a period of time long enough to get severly dehydrated and once dehydrated urinates the grossest urine imaginable on another individual.
1. John: Damn, that girl is gorgeous, but she smells like ass, sperm, sweat, and perfume all congealed into one.

Frank: Dude we're in Belgium... she only takes belgian showers.

2. Dude I on my tour of Europe I ended up getting really fucked up, I visited this little country and lived off beer, waffles and chocolate for like a week and now I'm in some porno giving some fat bitch a belgian shower.
by dah Bodawg January 17, 2011
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jamaican shower

when you let your bathroom steam up with hot water and light up a few joints and get stoned as 'em rastafarian niggaz take there showers
"yo lets take a jamaican shower with some jamaican bitches and get fucked up!!"
by Lanksta June 8, 2004
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roman shower

Hardcore oral sex whereby a man (or strap-on wearing woman) enjoys receiving oral sex and, in a bid to appeal to their darker side, then stimulates the vomit inducing throat triger areas resulting in their partner throwing up on their cock.
Term takes it's name from the Ancient Roman act of gorging on too much food then heading to the vomitorium to make some more room....hence roman shower!
He: What did you have for dinner, Darling?
She: Far too much Honey. I feel queasy.
He: Great....barf on this ya bitch and give me a Roman Shower!
She: Gobble gobble blurrrggh
He: Thats gross, but sexy, but gross.
by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006
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showergasm

a showergasm is when you put the tip of your dick in the spot where the water of the shower hits the hardest.
hey breh i had a nice showergasm last night when i was taking a shower
by majordick January 30, 2010
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Showerbator

A showerbator is someone who masterbates only or most of the time in the shower. This sometimes results in them getting an erection everytime they get in a shower.
1 : I got caught measterbating again last night, how do you never get caught?
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator
by Enigma Pie April 20, 2006
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Golden Shower

A sexual act involving one person urinating onto the body of or into the mouths of other people.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
-Frank Zappa (From "Bobby Brown Goes Down")
by Bobby Brown March 27, 2003
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shit shower

when you run out of toilet paper and you jump in the shower and use your hand to wipe the shit out of your ass
running low on tp have to wash pp by taking a shit shower
by Big Mike 52 April 12, 2009
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