SMART

Acronym for “Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport,” the special classified top secret pet project of Guantanamo Rick, the reptilian Sadist Governor of Florida.

Mum’s the word with regard to the SMART situation involving asylum-seekers unfolding in California this morning that is clearly the ingenious spawn of Governor DeSatanic.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

Brooke smart

Brooke smart: a serious underlying medical condition that is the most extreme level of stupidity

You’re so brooke smart, it’s not even funny anymore!!

by LBuntz February 15, 2022

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.

James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.

by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021

smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at

Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt

by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022

Smart

Not you

A smart person wouldn’t look up smart in the dictionary.

by Joe mama is a boomer February 17, 2020

smart

the opposite of dream stans

Person 1: he he seems smart.
person 2: no he cant be, hes a dreamstan

by 41149512 February 8, 2022