smarthead

(n) Used to refer to a person possessing great intellectual capacity. Often abbreviated x-d:-). Opposite of stupidhead.

Maureen, you're a smarthead! And you're hot!

by Ballface September 2, 2004

smash face

the art of making out

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore

by SnarfSnarfSnarf July 3, 2006

smash and dash

refers to smashing a girl and then leaving her right after

im about to smash and dash

by BobbyJohnsonOG December 17, 2017

Fanny Smasher

Lesbian

Two lesbians smashing or rubbing there fannys together for sexual pleasure to form a fanny smasher

by Matty_Boy September 29, 2008

Coconut smasher

A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.

Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.

by spicyboss June 18, 2017

danger she smashed the homie

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.

Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.

by Danny beeh January 31, 2010

smash

to have rough sex. very hard and mean.

"damn, i would bend that girl over and smash the shit out of her, so hard."

by TROYEDGE May 6, 2009