scooterism

The practice of religiously falling off of one's scooter and/or moped.. and possibly their Vespa?

Anyway, they then wah about their knee-scabs. An excellent candidate for and ambulance chaser with uptarded intelligence.

See also Warclaidhm.

by Kevinhm December 26, 2004

scooter latte

Code word for an incredibly attractive member of the male species. Used in coffee shop jargin for customers. The scooter latte may be altered according to physical attributes, sexual orientation, and/or relationship status.

Now you will be prepared to de-code the messages of all those baristas you've always wanted to date. Yes, this is like liquid gold.

I got a large scooter latte with flavor on table 9.

(translates: handsome tall married guy)
Oh geez, we just got an order for a scooter latte, but it's got grounds in it.
(translates: sexy guy, total jerkface)
It's too bad, there's a scooter latte on table 11, but they might want sprinkles.
(translates: cute, but possibly gay)
At first glance I thought it was a scooter latte, but definitely, definitely decaf.
(translates: an optical illusion, meaning, non-hottie.)

by Miss Firari January 2, 2011

schutzed

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.

Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!

by sirensacappella March 12, 2011

Scooterist

What you call a grown up mod who's realised how stupid he looks.

Too smart for a scooterboy, but too old to be a mod? Scooterist.

by SBWNik July 21, 2011

Scooter Flare

The scooter flare is when you are on a hill fucking someone on a scooter, then you release your hormones into your loved one and finally after having the lustful moment, you tie him/her to the scooter and kick her down the hill. This shows your appreciation to the relationship.

Tonight was sick, I gave her the amazing scooter flare

by xLiam OSullivan September 8, 2016

scooterers

little fags who clog up the goddamn skateparks. Little bitches

Those scooterers sure are fags.

by Spaztastic Derek February 29, 2004

Scouting For Girls

A totally awesome band for the UK who gave us catchy tunes like Shes So Lovely and Elvis Ain't Dead. They humour the 4th member of their band (the fans) with SFGtv. Buy their album! AMAZING LIVE TOO

I just downloaded the Scouting For Girls album (Everybody Wants to Be on TV) by Scouting For Girls what an awesome album! I'm so glad I didn't download a virus!

by TheAboveGuyStinks April 24, 2010