I got a large scooter latte with flavor on table 9.

(translates: handsome tall married guy)
Oh geez, we just got an order for a scooter latte, but it's got grounds in it.
(translates: sexy guy, total jerkface)
It's too bad, there's a scooter latte on table 11, but they might want sprinkles.
(translates: cute, but possibly gay)
At first glance I thought it was a scooter latte, but definitely, definitely decaf.
(translates: an optical illusion, meaning, non-hottie.)

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz