shart

Accidental poo while farting

I sharted at a restaraunt and took immediate action. I was trying to discard my underwear in the bathroom but people kept coming in. I decided to discard my underwear and drop next to toilet on floor vs. being seen discarding underwear.

by Shart-Man August 20, 2008

shart

a shitty fart
u heave out a treacle tart and find it out to be a big wet mass on the inside of your pants
naaasstayy

i squeeeeeeezzzed then oooop gotta run man i just sharted

by george johnston July 20, 2007

Sartor

Sartor leader of the Sartorians... commonly known as Sartorias Aurellias. He raised his men from the evil clutches of the Macedonians and conqured the whole of the world. He fought many battles and killed many men. He lost many men but conqured the world. He worshipped Luigi, often sacrificed cakes full of grease and fat to satisfy Luigi and his big bush! Sartorias Aurellias made his younger brother Steven prince and his wife Bagusha queen!

If only i was like Sartorias Aurellias

by hegaboy December 1, 2010

George Sartin

An amazing guitar player who was in the band New Orleans Rhythm Conspiracy.

I love to hear George Sartin play guitar.

by Bagitbabe October 18, 2008

sneeze shart

A sneeze that triggers off a shart. leaving you with a snotty nose and soiled underwear!

Bill....."I will have to change my underwear , i sneezed and the pressure triggered off a shart!"
Ted....."oh, you mean you've sneeze sharted..... you dirty bastard"

by steinbitur October 20, 2010

shart

When you fart, and you accidently take shit in your pants.

I was standing in line to go to a movie, and I sharted my pants.

by Wyatt Mathews September 10, 2006

shart

an explosional fart that pushes out poop particals with it. it could be embarassing but deep down inside you know your really proud of yourself.

"oh man, i just sharted, but i kinda like it."

by i love that boy April 8, 2009