stain that shit up

When your dog barks nonstop with or without a reason.

WIFE: There is no one outside Zuri. Why are you barking?
HUSBAND: Ignore her. Stain that shit up Zuri.

by 50racer October 11, 2020

Covid pee stain

A Covid pee stain is when you go to hit the hand sanitizer pump and because it has crud buildup in the nozzle, rather than shooting in your hand it sends a spurt of sanitizer at 200 mph that nails your pants in the crotch and thus produces a covid pee stain

I’m never using hand sanitizer at the gym again after giving my light grey sweatpants a Covid pee stain.

by December 02, 2020

rusty wank stain

A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks

"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"

by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

brain stain

the pesky mess left after someone's brain has splattered; usually left on purpose, out of anger and frustration

I'm so pissed at you, there's gonna be brain stains all over your shit when you get home!

by alyjane June 06, 2011

norwigen shit stain

someone whom is forigen and does not wipe!!

"omg he is such a norwigen shit stain!"

by bord March 16, 2009

stained glass ass

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.

No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009

Ping Ping Stain

The act of smearing poo on a girl's cheek after or before you have ATM'd her. The stain should be discreetly wiped on a nearby pillow to evade the victim's knowledge of such stain. Named after the lovely Ping Ping who was thankfully unaware of said occurence.

After I finished the anal birding of that ho I couldn't help but leave a little Ping Ping Stain on her cheek before she finished me off.

by Schlongmaster May 23, 2006