Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

Slurking

It’s the combination of lurking and slithering.

Jeff: “ That person is moving around like a snake and spying on me”
Samantha: “That’s Baldwin, he’s always slurking”

by Cassie’s Dad January 3, 2023

Sucking the Lube

When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.

I can’t stop eating sugar.

Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.

I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

sucking big fat boody hole

When the WIFI is super slow.

Why is the internet this week sucking big fat boody hole.

by ME that all just me. February 19, 2023

Sucking on a Chili Dog

When your fucking a chick in the ass then you pull out and put it in another girls mouth

George is having a threesome with Tina and Marie and fucks Tina in the ass and then puts it in Marie’s mouth and says you like sucking on a chili dog.

by MajorNalgas408 March 1, 2023

sucking cock

mine next?

sucking cock

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023