The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
by Liz August 6, 2005
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Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"
Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"
by Doddi October 17, 2007
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To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.
To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.
by Dre October 29, 2004
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A place where tree lovers can meet without being persecuted, was set up on GSB and continues to be a thriving community of hippy's
A place where tree lovers can meet without being persecuted, was set up on GSB and continues to be a thriving community of hippy's
by NeoSteph November 13, 2006
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"look at that jackass. he couldn't even hold it in until after class. now he's got a shattoo all over his ass"
it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.
it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.
by VOLTRON89 April 6, 2009
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Noun: the pronunshiation shatishfaction if you are a shuper cool bad ash like Sean Connery. Shuck it Trebek.
Noun: the pronunshiation shatishfaction if you are a shuper cool bad ash like Sean Connery. Shuck it Trebek.
After a long day I got home and expirienced pure shatishfaction.
Sean Connery datesh ashertive women becaushe he prefersh hish pushy to be pushy.
Sean Connery datesh ashertive women becaushe he prefersh hish pushy to be pushy.
by Mr.why October 16, 2014
Get the Shatishfaction mug.Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.
A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.
A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.
by Dr Art Vandelay July 22, 2009
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