Ass Seat

When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .

Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat

Yo i just did an Ass Seat

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023

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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011

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The "Dietz seat" is the middle seat of the back row of any sedan. It was traditionally called the "bitch" seat, being a reference to an individual constantly complaining, suffering victimhood or attempting to throw a pity party until a particular person-Deitz-was found to be the biggest bitch of all time. The Dietz seat is normally higher up than the adjoining seats, causing less head room and the individual sitting in that position is often crowded by those seated on either side of them.

Johnny, you're the smallest so you'll have to ride Dietz seat.

by Cassidy1387 March 11, 2023

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Seat Snarf

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.

Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.

by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023

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You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

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