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Science

The unbearable truth of reality and anything beyond. The meaning behind it changes as the human intellect discovers new meanings within the universe, but it will remain as the generic term "Science". Humans don't define "Science", it defines humans, and biology, and particles, and all and everything. Therefore the laws behind "Science" can be also understood as common sense.
A: "You peeled of a milky white substance, expect it to keep air in it and lift it up with a square attached to it, add some metal and a battery and expect it to tell you if water is going to fall from the sky in the next days? How is that making sense?"

B: "Science"
by lunatic human August 3, 2021
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Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.
Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021
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Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021
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Science fictionoid

A genre of book or movie similar to science fiction. Unlike science fiction, everything in the book or movie would be possible in the real world.
Bob: "Jurrasic park is a science fictionoid movie because the dinosaurs could be recreated the same way in real life as they were in the movie."

Jim: "..."

Jim's gun: "BANG"
by damnboihethic69 October 29, 2021
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Sciency

The term used when something seems unlikely, peculiar, ‘fishy’, ‘shady’.

It stems from the deep bias festering at the core of the scientific practice.

Consequently, all conspiracy type theories are hereby coined ‘sciency’. By the same token all conspiracy theorist are now scientists.
Moishy: Bro, the theory of Evolution gives me sciency vibes.

Rupert: Mate, your starting to sound like a scientist.
by NotVonNeumann November 12, 2021
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Science underground

An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day
Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground
by OldDogg November 13, 2021
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Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.
They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.
by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021
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