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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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Pochi Science

pochi science is a cringey ass annoying youtuber that makes everyone turned into Girls/Waifus and most of her fans are just an 5 year olds and Cringey Ipad Kids who got kindergarten dropout. Some of the people hated pochi science and Lankybox Fans and Lankybox teams pochi science to milk every new trends that went viral on internet. And Then pochi science fans getting mad because someone criticize lankybox and pochi science. Most Of Pochi Science Fans are Retarted and she has the most toxic fanbase that more worse than dream, jellybeans and other cringe youtubers fanbases.
Toddler: im wawching pochi science

Her/His Dad: WHAT AND GIVE ME THAT CHUNKY ASS IPAD!!!!
Toddler: if you get taht Ipad i wILL crY lOUD
Her/His Mom: Your Dad is correct and im going to adoption center.
Toddler: NooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by YourLocalOGISMHater December 5, 2023
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Pochi Science

pochi science is a cringey ass annoying youtuber that makes everyone turned into Girls/Waifus and most of her fans are just an 5 year olds and Cringey Ipad Kids who got kindergarten dropout. Some of the people hated pochi science and Lankybox Fans and Lankybox teams pochi science to milk every new trends that went viral on internet. And Then pochi science fans getting mad because someone criticize lankybox and pochi science. Most Of Pochi Science Fans are Retarted and she has the most toxic fanbase that more worse than dream, jellybeans and other cringe youtubers fanbases.
Toddler: im wawching pochi science

Her/His Dad: WHAT AND GIVE ME THAT CHUNKY ASS IPAD!!!!
Toddler: if you get taht Ipad i wILL crY lOUD
Her/His Mom: Your Dad is correct and im going to adoption center.
Toddler: NooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by YourLocalOGISMHater December 5, 2023
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as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"
Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here
by Figusmethat April 12, 2023
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Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.
Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
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Science sexer

a teacher who has any form of nsfw content in their search history
Time to go to science sexer’s class
Downbad ass nigga
by suger man May 7, 2023
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mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)
Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)
by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023
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