Rachel

Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.

Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*

Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!

Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019

Rachael

A person who may be down on themselves, but may find a way to get back up. Loves art, band, choir, sports, etc. A Rachael never wants to leave anyone out, because they have felt it before, and don’t want people to feel the same way. Might have a sibling, but could leave them fast. Could like someone, but they never want to tell the person how they feel.

Rachael did it for me!

Rachael has a soccer game today.

by Rachael with 2 A’s April 4, 2019

Rachel

Rachel is a great friend. She is caring, loyal, and will stand up for her rights when needed. She is very pretty and smart, even though sometimes she says she isn't. She also has a great sense of humor and is overall an amazing person!

Rachel is so amazing! She is such an great friend.

I know right! That Rachel is a keeper

by bird_squid101 April 8, 2019

Rachel Lin

Asian

Look at the Rachel Lin over there with the small eyes

by Nyjiel miller April 17, 2019

Rachelitis

A disease that either lasts for months or years. side effects include talking shit about others, being friends with certain people, manipulating others, and acting like Rachel in order to satisfy her. other side effects include vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and distorted thoughts. this disease can be curable or uncurable depending on the severity of the disease.

You have Rachelitis. Time for a vaccination!

by poopscoopydoodoo April 22, 2019

rachel

she’s HOTTT

oh wow look at rachel

by an ominous May 15, 2019

Rachcaila

The ultimate powerhouse best-friend duo who is more in-synch than the band.

Established: Twitter, 2015.
Founding Members: Rachellie + Mackinac

Big Rachcaila energy includes discussing the ultimate Source of Suffering, saying the exact same sentence and the exact same time, and crying in various locations while the other supports

Rachcaila is often found in a variety of situations:

Eating carbs
Having fill blown conversations with memes
Scream singing to Taylor Swift
Crying in the shower
Crying in whole foods
Crying in the bathtub
Sending long resignation emails
Quoting Taylor Swift
Journaling/ aggressively writing

Winded rants
Calling the other person while doing cardio so they don't have to do it alone
Watching RomComs
Stepping into the daylight and letting it go

by Rachcaila September 6, 2019