promoney

really good, professional

"that study guide was promoney!"

by BA94 November 5, 2013

Promo Joes

Just an average person who is trying to build up a following on YouTube, to do so they leave self-promotions in the comment section of a more recognized YouTuber's video

“Dude lately promo Joes have been filling up most of the comments in the Miranda Sings videos"
“ugh i know right, it's so annoying"

by the dictionary for idiots September 29, 2014

Promise

A promise means something you can't break, ever

I promise I'll watch Stranger Things.

by Ohschnappz August 30, 2017

promisecuous

Denotes the status of frequently making an verbal commitment to spread your legs as "collateral" for a favor that someone else does for you, such as loaning you money, giving you a ride, performing manual labor for you, etc.

Agreeing to help a promisecuous lady may be all well and good, but one should consider how likely it is that said chick will actually keep her word when the time comes for her to "deliver the goods".

by QuacksO November 28, 2018

Promotion pads

Knee Pads

He/she had to wear out multiple sets of promotion pads to get that job.

by Wskrbzkt February 25, 2019

promoted content

Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.

They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.

by therealmookmerkin April 12, 2019

promise

A really shitty and conceited person. Doesn't know what a friend is. Good at manipulating and doesn't care about who or what she does it to, as long as she gets her way. Usually seen as a snake.

That girl Promise is a wreck!

by bobbilovesvagina October 27, 2019