ping crimson

when someone's ping is so bad they start teleporting ahead of time like some dickhead

person1: wdym my ping is bad? it's good, ur just lying.
person2: bro you're mf'ing ping crimson

by Enzal1a June 9, 2025

90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

Ping

A person that is good looking

"Oh that girl is ping"

by pingpangpong November 11, 2015

ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.

dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.

by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024

ping

something that bothers me on discord always and it never

me: *opens discord*
discord: 47 pings
me: bruh

by mjrsfnjfdnsj November 8, 2021

ping boosted

a player who is only winning because of his ping. Usually said by raging people in cs2 premier and community hvh.

p1: URE PING BOOSTED
p2: no, only cfg boost!

by syrid April 18, 2024

Ping pong

(In the VR community): Humping a virtual body pillow with Danny DeVito printed on it.

Oh gee golly, my dad just walked in on me playing ping pong in VR

by Ayyyyyyymaol May 31, 2017