The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.
He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.
by Foliageddoor March 15, 2014
(Noun) The big pump is the guy who's the life of the party who can usually be found grilling steaks, drinking a 12 pack, building a fire, or ordering a round of whiskey for the boys.
Ex; The big pump is almost done grilling.
Ex; The big pump is almost done grilling.
by Hossdaddy70 June 16, 2015
by Silicon Dogwoods August 13, 2020
I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!
by g13radley December 07, 2015
She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.
by g13radley November 20, 2015
When a guy sticks his dick in between the girls thigh and stomach and starts to thrust inorder to ejaculate
by Fantastic Lightbulb July 22, 2018
The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.
Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.
by Marco Porno September 08, 2019