Rage pump

The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.

Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.

by Marco Porno September 8, 2019

Fuel pumping

The act of urinating inside of a vagina or anus during intercourse, similar to pumping gas or fuel into a vehicle, Jerry can or other gas/fuel storage device.

"Bro, this chick I picked up last night was hella freaky. She couldn't get off until we started fuel pumping."

"I'd love to give him a real good fuel pumping, if you know what I mean."

by SFAwesomesauce September 24, 2019

pump partner

Someone you have sex with.

Rachel is my latest pump partner. I thrashed her gash last night actually.

by Zonal K October 2, 2019

diarrhea pump

Another name for a William.

That guy is such a diarrhea pump!

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019

scam pump

A phrase used to describe the attempt of certain people (called "scam pumpers") to convince somebody, by promising enormous growth rates, to buy a particular crypto-currency. The beneficiary of this attempt, if successful, is the scam pumper himself.

"Hey John, come and join our telegram group "cryptopirates2k18" to recevie secret investment advice on cryptos."
"Nah, thx bro. I bet that is one of those many scam pump groups"

by Bames_Jond December 29, 2017

pump monkey

A guy who lifts heavy weights, a lot, usually in the gym.

"I'm gonna lift with the pump monkeys. Be back later."

by Silicon Dogwoods August 13, 2020

Freshman Pump

The one kid in every freshman class that gets so drunk, that they have to get their stomach pumped.

the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.

by The Smelly Souce October 23, 2017