Hitler's penis

The Holy Grail for Germans. It has the power to impregnate anyone, man or woman, within 5 feet of it.

I found Hitler's penis and now I'm pregnant.

by Doge of teh Gods May 17, 2015

Benjamin Buttons Penis

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.

I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis

by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis is when a nigga stick his penis in guacamole and cum and gives it to a girl named Brie

That was some great guacamole nigga penis

by Guacamoleniggapenis January 12, 2019

Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.

Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!

by krazychichi August 8, 2009

Penis Popper

The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.

If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.

by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020

I love you with all my penis

Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.

Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"

John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"

by swagmasterflex420 August 12, 2013