Patrigot

A shorthand term to describe the sort of perpetually furious rightwing weevil who claims to be a patriot, not a bigot, then immediately muddies the water by saying lots of bigoted things.

Patrigots include many opponents of the 'Ground Zero mosque' in New York City, which isn't a mosque, and isn't at Ground Zero. Cloaking bigoted language about muslims under a fig leaf of patriotism.

by anti-Beck September 2, 2010

patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019

Patrick Schwavy

1. Getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you mistake a kid with cerebral palsy for a kid who got in a car accident.

2. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, while extremely intoxicated, that you wish you were never born.

Yoooo lets get Patrick Schwavy'd lol it's lit

by CHamel3 December 16, 2019

thot patrol translation

An elite group who translate hentai doujins into shakespearean english

Thot patrol translation translated another doujin

by Variant647 October 30, 2018

travvy patty

Travvy Patty- Travis Soctt burger.

13 year old hypebeast- "Cactus Jack gobbled my glizzy." "Yo, can I get a travvy patty for me and my slimes." "It's LIT"

by nedthespecialed September 12, 2020

Patton

Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes

Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"

by Iznightwing March 5, 2019

patrick shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”

by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019