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need to let 'um soak

What you say when (1) you're supposed to have washed a bunch of big cooking pots, (2) you don't and just fill them a little with water, and (3) someone asks why the pots have not been washed.
A: Hey! Weren't you supposed to wash all the dishes last night. B: I did except for these, I need to let 'um soak. A: You are so lazy.
by BillyBuggy July 20, 2010
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need to pee

it's when you have the need to pee
Person1: hey man i really need to pee let's stop at that gas station
Person2: ok
by ico277 December 24, 2019
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We need to talk

You're so dead.
Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)
by totallyawesomeateverything October 23, 2012
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I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought
After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.
by KM December 9, 2016
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She Needs Some Work Done

An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.
Dude, look at her, a total smokeshow. She looks lonely. I think she needs some work done.
by Miagos November 9, 2020
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a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021
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poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.
Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.
by rip-trip July 8, 2021
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