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Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave
Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"
by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017
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Mental Midget

Looney Left Wingers that only listen to and believe the talking points from their fellow colleagues. They don't look up the information and check much for themselves. They believe that Progressivism a.k.a. Socialism (then comes Fascism - Communism - Marxism) is better than Capitalism. That people can be put in a box not through hell. They have no common sense and are entitled to license whatever over complicated DSM pigeonhole box they are legally allowed for code billing. They'll throw you under the bus in negative context to protect themselves from liability and double under codes for more money.

Pretty much a Mental Midget is

a person who believes that one plus one equal three
1 + 2 = 3 because that is what he was indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe.

That's what government insurance employs
The mental midget is philophizing again.
by Egosdeathdoor March 19, 2023
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midget

A small person that gets called a elf
Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf

Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas
by hiimlj October 25, 2019
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Mean midget syndrome

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.
The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
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mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking
“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22
by k.rau March 30, 2022
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Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
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Fat midget

by Not flex March 21, 2022
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