a meaty vagina

you open a girls vagina and stick a load of meat into it. you then finger her vagina many times in order to thoroughly mix the meat. After this you will then open her vagina and precede to heat it up just enough so that the meat cooks but you don't burn her vagina. You then fuck the shit out of her (in this case, the meat out of her) and proceed to eat it or freeze it if you want to take it out for a special occasion.

You: Yo stuart i don't know what to do for my anniversary.

Stuart: Just give her a meaty vagina, not only will she love it but you'll have a great anniversary dinner.

by im so meaty August 26, 2015

Meaty Twiz

An overly sized vagina...volumptuous in nature, also known as a fupa

I hooked up with this chick lisa and she had such a meaty twiz

by un house s7 July 1, 2009

Menty-capped

It is replacing the derogatory word RETARDED. Only because of liberal pricks that cant mind there own business and think that they have to baby everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE that mofo so menty-capped!!!!! YOU where so menty-capped last night!!!!! I FUCKED her so hard it was menty-capped!!!!!

by Dude2121 May 31, 2011

miesty

adjective. another word for miest. meaning hideous or ugly.

that granny- length skirt she is wearing is SO miesty!!

by Feegs October 24, 2012

misty-eyed

missti-eyed

That chick you thought was such an angel . Lil Miss Congenality
Till you catch her with your man.

A person who isn't what they seem. A blood sucker flea.
A conjured spell of a demon in the flesh.

John was caught misty-eyed when he looked at me.

Are you misty-eyed balling me?

by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

Misty-Eye

A sexual act, when a male reaches orgasm, he grabs the partners hair, shoves there head back to look in his face, then proceeds to cum very hard, up their nose, often with thrusting.

The cum then travels through the partners sinuses, eventually reaching below the eyes.

This dries out over the next hour, and when the partner moves their eyes, the salt makes their eyes all crispy.

When the partner starts crying, the tears come out looking like cum all over again.

1: "Dude I totally misty-eyed that chick last night, her tears looked like off-milk!!" "No way! I thought she looked mistied this morning..."

by Jon0 October 24, 2008

mestizo

Someone who is usually of the filipino descent and is of lighter skin who is gwapo (aka handsome), like a whiter looking person. A half white and half filipino or spanish would make a mestizo person.

Guy: Do you know Joshua Salinas-Smith?
Girl: YES! He's so gwapo, I heard he is Mestizo, Half filipino and half white.
Guy: I know right. I want to get in his pwet.

by J$wagger February 25, 2019