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Misty-Eye 

A sexual act, when a male reaches orgasm, he grabs the partners hair, shoves there head back to look in his face, then proceeds to cum very hard, up their nose, often with thrusting.

The cum then travels through the partners sinuses, eventually reaching below the eyes.

This dries out over the next hour, and when the partner moves their eyes, the salt makes their eyes all crispy.

When the partner starts crying, the tears come out looking like cum all over again.
1: "Dude I totally misty-eyed that chick last night, her tears looked like off-milk!!" "No way! I thought she looked mistied this morning..."
Misty-Eye by Jon0 October 24, 2008
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misty eyed 

What happens to your eyes when A Brad
cums on your forehead and some of the seman drips down your eyebrow and gets in your eye.
Baby, I get a misty eyed when you shot your load on my face!
misty eyed by Flamenheart June 26, 2004

misty-eyed 

missti-eyed

That chick you thought was such an angel . Lil Miss Congenality
Till you catch her with your man.

A person who isn't what they seem. A blood sucker flea.
A conjured spell of a demon in the flesh.
John was caught misty-eyed when he looked at me.

Are you misty-eyed balling me?
misty-eyed by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026