Marriage

A contract in which each party gives the other exclusive rights to their genitals.

I Kant believe that is your definition of marriage.

by JBrogundian January 25, 2026

Marriage-under-the-sun

1. Originally a trible marriage, under the son/sun, God and family.

2. Love at first sight

3. Tribe of people (gangs/motorcycle club...) marriage fraud. Call RCMP or state trooper. This is bride trafficking, and sometimes gang initiation.

4. Delusional masterbatory fantasy.

I Married Marlena Trump in a Marriage-under-the-sun.

by Modern Women March 9, 2026

Marking it

Oh im marking it im marking it so good right now oh eve oh im marking it

Hey mark what are you doing?

Im marking it oh im marking it so good

by HewJater1945 April 2, 2025

Marriage

Yes. It is. It fails half the time. Your solution TO THE PROBLEM is that I have have to pick on and stick to it while the women fuck all the fat-cocks.

Hym "But you're partially right. It isn't JUST marriage. It's your entire system of values. Actually, it's ANY system of values derived from the solipsistic paternalism that permeates your system of values. You tell your daughter to only fuck the fat cocks. And not she only wants to marry the fat cocks. They don't ever have to settle for your daughter because she will never be better than multiple women. Which creates people like me. And then YOU compel people like me because YOU KNOW... That if your son has a fat cock you aren't going to compel him not to fuck all of the women. It's a Psychopass. It is exactly what I said it would be initially. So no marriage."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2025

Marriage Pod

A group of Whales going on an hen party to Blackpool

Look at the blubber on display, there’s a marriage pod bound for a hen night in Blackpool

by The Pitman Poet. April 25, 2025

Marrin' up

To sink; to slowly be engulfed by something;to have something making it hard to move usually mud

It had rained all day so when I went to the garden I marred' up in the mud.

We tried to get out of the ditch but as soon as we started marrin' up we knew we were not going anywhere.

by MRnMS July 12, 2025

Maroing

Verb. The act of farting into a vent

That person is maroing, the whole facility smells like farts.

by Ledgie604 August 23, 2025