Magic jack

Masturbating in a 40 year old overflowing, shit piled high beyond seat rim, outhouse without puking.

After being in the woods for a week with only straight men and Mormons he had to go magic jack.

by Jbondage069 May 19, 2011

magic word

A word or phrase which, when uttered aloud, is sure to cause offense or a fight, especially a vulgar ethnic epithet spoken to a member of the group to which it refers.

"Then he said the Magic Word and the fun started -- five minutes later that bar was wrecked and someone's head had been pushed into the deep fat fryer. We left just ahead of the cops, the firemen, and the ambulance."

by anarcissie May 21, 2008

Magic Stick

pimp cane

the gold-plated blingin canes that the pimps carry with their furs and perms

by Big R August 30, 2003

Magic Roundabout

When a man lies on his back during anal and spins the girl round on his cock.

dat gal was dizzy afta ad L gave her a Magic Roundabout

by GSG December 9, 2008

magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.

Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.

by Kenderzzz March 30, 2009

Magic stick

A rapist who can leave a crime scene DNA free is said to have a magic stick.

The suspect must have a magic stick Mr Jacob's, nobody can find anything on the guy.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Magic dick

A Dick so magical that it can satisfy any women in the world.

Magic Ninja: "Yo man all these bitches be wantin and rubbin all up on me."

Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"

Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick

by Magical Ninja March 8, 2008