“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”
by Vitalogist January 13, 2020
by evilfeller21 June 01, 2009
by DesertSancho August 04, 2023
The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair
"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"
by Busted Gumboot January 19, 2017
She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.
by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019
When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.
by HarpCity January 26, 2019