Jayla Moss

An overachiever but a great friend. She can be a bit much sometimes but we love this bitchhhh.

Jayla moss will help you with homework then joke around with you.

by spiritanimal360 April 26, 2019

Dave Moss

Fucks hundreds of bitches every single day.

Damn dave moss fucking hundreds of bitches every day as usual.

by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019

Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

rock moss

closeted guy

guy: rock moss is gay
me: yeah i know

by XanderTheStank June 21, 2020

Alex moss

Big teeth slot machine

Alex moss is a slot machine

by Did the flash September 25, 2020

Man-mossa

a scrumptious conCOCKtion of man spunk and orange juice

I am so hammered Tina I could gargle down a six pack of Man-mossas

by Hammyboi69 October 2, 2020

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020