jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

jewish screwdriver

A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.

also a sex position.

that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriver like im some kind of cheap whore.

hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.

by eddy spagetti August 11, 2008

jewish joint

A spliff. 2 parts tobacco, 1 part marijuana.
An implication that the person contributing the contents of the spliff is too cheap to fill it with only marijuana.

Poser Stoner: Bro, I just rolled this shit up? Wanna blaze?

True Stoner: Did you roll up another jewish joint or is it the honey dutch?

Poser Stoner: Oh, its a spliff.

True Stoner: No thanks.

by Crackbaby1989 March 10, 2009

Jewish Bagel

Large Roll Of Money.

Check Out Dis Jewish Bagel, I'm Rich As Shit

by Blenderface/Son0fABurrito August 20, 2009

Jewish Wad

A large sum of currency bundled closely togeather referring to Jews, who poses large amounts of wealth and greed and hold large bundled sums of currency closely with them at all times since capital is considered to be so dear to the Jewish faith.

1. I got a huge ass Jewish wad for selling all my drugs.

2. After a nights hard work I got a massive Jewish wad in tips.

3. Every year the United States gives Israel a fat Jewish wad in foreign aid.

by Arash Ghasemzadeh Rezaee September 27, 2006

jebsu

Bastardisation of the word jesus.

Jebsu loves you!

by jisatsusha December 30, 2003

jewish lasso

when you skeet on a condom and put it on a girls head and make her eat it

the jewish lasso causes a lot of diseases.

by bigtitsnigga69 November 22, 2011