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squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.
Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"
squirrel humper by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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humpinothers 

Eskimo word for a person you are with but not exclusively.
“Hey man, so what are you and Cathy?”
Oh we’re just humpinothers.”
“ So it’s not too serious?”
“No not really”
humpinothers by GingerMain March 1, 2018

Urn Humper 

A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
Urn Humper by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014

Humpty's Revenge 

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show
"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."
Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

Humper Sticker 

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.
"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"
Humper Sticker by tewsday June 21, 2010

Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google
Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS
Humpy Hank by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011