happy burrito

1: The act of having sex in a sleeping bag.
2: Being happy and rolled in your blankets

Phil and Marsha had a happy burrito last night in there tent.
I am a happy burrito

by AlsaineandSvenie December 26, 2014

Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014

Hapster

Opposite of hipster. Dresses like a normal person and claims to have done stuff after it was cool and left the pop culture scene.

"Dude, I love Bowling For Soup."
"That band is 20 years old. Where have you been?"

"I'm a hapster man. Leave me alone."

by Thug 9 August 18, 2014

Happy Handle

A long ponytail on a women's head great for pulling when having sex.

Jeff: Man do you see Brooks happy handle.

Sam: Yeah someone's pulling that tonight.

(guys high five each other )

by The_Leoboy July 29, 2016

Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.

The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...

by Noodlez667 November 1, 2016

Happy borthday

When you completley spell shit wrong

When you meant to say Happy Birthday but use Happy Borthday instead

by Amadmutha February 21, 2018

Happeed

Past tense of the word happy, used when you forget how to speak English or want to sound lit.

Me: That party yesterday was so lit!!
Friend: Yes, you are so happeed!

by WDR October 31, 2018