A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.
Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.
by dougsdopedealer December 07, 2016
While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019
The act of performing an enema with an effervescent liquid, allowing it to then brew before serving it to your guests.
by German Champagne May 23, 2016
by mahfakker August 08, 2012
by Chernobyl1337 February 07, 2018
Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.
by specialpants January 10, 2015
First, to give context
French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011