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Fenders' Night

When there's no actual food in your house, so everyone fends for themselves.
"Mom said it's fenders' night. I claim the leftover Chinese food."
by sunflower_seed_addict January 5, 2020
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Funer

this slide is funer than the the other slide
by NAME!@#!@#1 January 20, 2020
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Fender bender

When a group of men with big dicks and can steal anyone’s girl decide to fucking fall in the floor like fucking goats screaming the fenderrrrr benderrrrr dudddddeeee
Did you see The fender bender dude
by The fender bender dude January 22, 2020
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Funger

A hungry man who's down to fuck while drunk in a truck holding a duck looking tough with his balls stuck in an elephant tusk.
That funger sure knows how to make a bowl of cereal my dawg.
by Jeff Franklin February 13, 2020
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Fungershnuffin

When a male sticks his genitalia into the area between a girls back knee and her thigh.
Me and your sister were fungershnuffin last night.”

“Nice.”
by Gibbycawk February 18, 2020
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Flundering

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.
The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".
by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020
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Fundementia

A frequently seen but rarely diagnosed loss of mental faculties, regarded by some to be great spiritual awakening, while rational people recognize it to be a pernicious form of virulent insanity. Characterized by concrete thinking: that is, thoroughly mixed and firmly set. Also, notably, a bizarre amalgam of explicit details connected in vague generalities that sound almost plausible but on examination reveal wild leaps of loose association and magical pseudo-logic such as one finds in frightened two-year-old children's night terrors. See also Fundamentalist
He thought he was so sick he was going to die, so he had his Come to Jesus moment, was overcome by Fundementia and hasn't had a rational thought since.
by Aardvark34 May 3, 2020
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