fried

used to describe the feeling after you are dissed or insulted harshly, especially when the insult comes from a lame or nerdy person.

Andrew (screaming): THATS NOT FAIR
Math teacher: Are you always like this?
Andrew: ummmm yes.
Math teacher: i feel sorry for your mother.
Other students at the table: FRIED!!!!!

by dcdudeclonmu June 13, 2011

Stolen Fried Chicken

The most abundant crime reported on the fourth of July in black neighborhoods.

Cashier: "911! We gots another Stolen Fried Chicken!"

Operater: "Ugh, we'll have a unit over immediately."

by Negro Power August 2, 2011

Kentucky Fried Fingerin’

Fingering a girl with a chicken drumstick from a KFC 5-dollar-fill-up box, making her exceedingly wet, and then proceeding to lick the combination of bread crumbs and pussy juice off your fingers while looking here dead in the eye saying “It’s finger lickin’ good.”

How was your date with Jessica last night?
It was great! After we went out to KFC I gave her a Kentucky Fried Fingerin’.
I bet it was finger lickin’ good.

by WalkBT April 20, 2018

super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

by illgamer97 July 20, 2012

Fried Rice

A derogatory term used to describe people of Asian decent. In particular, Chinese, Japanese, Korean etc.

I like this neighborhood but there is a lot of fried rice moving in.

I don't mind going over to visit Tokyo, but there are fried rice everywhere

by Woodstock898989 August 16, 2009

Deep Fried

High from smoking marijuana, usually used to describe a feeling where nothing seems real and you are deep in thought about life, or astonished/ mentally overtaken with your thoughts or high experiences or feelings.

Me: Dude, I just envisioned the reason for all life.
Stoner Buddy: Man you're deep fried

by ce123 August 2, 2006

frites sauce

Created by poor french ppl from Lachine who cant afford cheese on their poutine.

Jean Guy had to buy frites sauce cuz hes a fucking pepper.

by Ouelette March 26, 2003