fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

by SpeedandWeed September 09, 2006

I’m fake

When you say “I’m fake” it means that you have no will to live and want to jump off a bridge

I’m fake is fake on YouTube

This is so hard I’m fake

by Gonadectomy January 20, 2019

fake peppino

The 4th boss in the 2023 indie game Pizza Tower he's the cheesiest guy I know😏

Me: Who's the 4th boss in Pizza Tower
Him: Fake Peppino
Me: Ok uwu

by Imthehamman May 22, 2023

fake culture

a culture which prefers fake things over the real thing for example, people like fake asses and titties, professional (fake) porn is preferred by many instead of amateur (real) porn, reality (staged scripted drama) TV, people who pretend to be happy but are just depressed.

Bob: Kim K has a nice ass.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.

by please enter your username March 25, 2021

Fake Foil

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.

hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!

by broham14 February 18, 2010

fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 02, 2015

fake southern

A person that acts southern but is not

Hannah is a fake southern

by Thedudeguy0093 March 14, 2018