Early bloomer

An early bloomer is a girl that has a "little girl" vagina and doesn't have a protruding clitoris or any other signs of maturity.

I can't think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as "hey Early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little bitch!"

by Napolean Dynomiate! August 27, 2006

earl

A very organized person with the mind of a 3rd grade boy whose voice sound like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Have you talked to Earl yet?
yeah
Sweeet Niblets

by missL August 7, 2009

early retirement

What hard-working Replicants have to look forward to.

Ray McCoy's firearm sent a Replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.

by 1337W422102 November 30, 2007

Jonathan Earl

A motherfucking English teacher who always gives TJ 90 minutes. He always smiles at small children and he gives out fucking the most annoying homework assignments ever. He can fuck off and stop saying I'm just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectful.

"Jonathan Earl is my paaaappppi"

by -DJ_Hex-10 January 5, 2020

duke of earl

while getting sucked off, babe pulls off and you accidently squirt bijism (man goo, sperm, cum, etc.) in your own mouth causing hours upon hours of gut renching vomiting

dude, last night was horrible i gave me self the duke of earl ... man, i need to drink more pinnaple juice

by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

early

Before twelve o'clock in the afternoon.

Had to get up early.

by Fist February 15, 2005

Late Early

When you are supposed to be five minutes early but are running late so technically you're right on time.

Girl: "I am so late!"
Guy: "What? You'll be right on time."
Girl: "Nooooo! I'm late early!"

by misspelld December 2, 2010